how hard can it be at the DMV?

Today was to be the day!

Renew my drivers license 

 I collected all four pieces of identification

 I came with the fee

 who knows where in the heck my SS card is

 I haven't seen one of these since college

 at first the lady looked shocked

her head jerked back a little

"you've never worked?"

"well, yes I've worked"

"doing what?"

"I have eight children"

then she looked disgusted
"come back when you have a SS card"

I felt like one of these.

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